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When the male or female ejaculates onto the females left or right tit, then adds a cup of snot on top of it, making it as slippery as possible. The male or female then starts to rub his penis around the nipple of the slippery tit.
Man, did you see Wyatt give Hayley a slippery coconut?!
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A person who steals your sperm.
Dude don't date her, she's just a coconut bandit.
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The arcing ropes of jizz dished out by a Polynesian man after a nice frothy blow job.
Paul really did a bang up job eating that coconut meat last night.
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Verb
1. The act of making oneself believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.
2. The act of trying to convince others to believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.
3. The act of banging two halves of a coconut together to simulate the "clip-clop" of horse hooves in such a way that it allows one to believe or imagine that one is riding an actual horse.
Frenchman: "Who goes there?"
King Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, king of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me at my court of Camelot."
Frenchman: "What? Ridden on a horse!?"
KA: "Yes."
Frenchman: "You're banging coconuts!"
KA: "What?"
Frenchman: "You've got two emply halves of a coconut and you're bangin' em together!"
KA: "No..."
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Dried pieces of ejaculate that you scrape off a girls breast after you titty-fuck her.
Usually "coconut chips" are consumed by your partner after you have scraped them off her breasts.
"Last night Jackie let me titty fuck her, and ate the coconut chips afterwards."
"My favorite part of the pearl necklace is eating the coconut chips afterwards."
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Exclamatory statement used as a greeting and declaritive statement used to announce your presence.
Person 1: Toasted Coconuts!
Person 2: Toasted Coconuts!
Person A: Oh, I didn't see you guys come in!
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when a girl rides dick by spelling the word 'coconut' with her hips.
'yo my girl Kate she was totally spelling coconut on me last night!'
'did it feel good?'
'yeah'
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