SHuSs cough

"shuss" cough = Second Hand Smoker's cough.

Since I moved in with my chain smoking parents, I have aquired shuss cough.

camel cough

When you take your top and bottom lips with your fingers and pull them apart and make a "buhuhuhuhuh" sound, resembling a camel

Person 1: Dude... do the camel cough again.

Person 2: "Buhuhuhuhuh"

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bum cough

A release of mucous and various toxic particulates from a homeless person dispersed in a broadcast pattern. Normally seen on a crowded mass transit system such as a train or bus.

Damn man that fucking dude just bum coughed you!

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party cough

Smokers cough from a young person.

The girl seemed hot until I heard her party cough.

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Cough-drop

The item a woman uses before a date where she will suck a man's cock.

Uh-oh, somebody's been 'practicing'!

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Cough of Death

A cough produced by a smoking member of the human race usually convincing other smoking members that it _is_ a bad habit and you _will_ die from it sooner or later.

Marlboro Cowboy: Cough! Rwatsh! Murph.
You: OMG!
MC: Brwhafargh blur blorg!
Y: You really should quit man, it 'll kill ya!
MC: Ough, The Cough of Death becomes worse... Maybe tomorrow...

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Test Cough

An cough that only arises when in a quiet place or during an important exam when surrounded by other people. You know you're annoying the other people around you but you can't do anything about it.

Person 1: I think I bombed that test.
Person 2: Why do you say that? I thought you studied hard.
Person 1: I did, but I had a case of test cough the entire time. I couldn't stop thinking about how annoying I was to the people around me and that made me cough more.
Person 2: I hate it when that happens.

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