SHuSs cough

"shuss" cough = Second Hand Smoker's cough.

Since I moved in with my chain smoking parents, I have aquired shuss cough.

camel cough

When you take your top and bottom lips with your fingers and pull them apart and make a "buhuhuhuhuh" sound, resembling a camel

Person 1: Dude... do the camel cough again.

Person 2: "Buhuhuhuhuh"

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party cough

Smokers cough from a young person.

The girl seemed hot until I heard her party cough.

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bum cough

A release of mucous and various toxic particulates from a homeless person dispersed in a broadcast pattern. Normally seen on a crowded mass transit system such as a train or bus.

Damn man that fucking dude just bum coughed you!

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Cough-drop

The item a woman uses before a date where she will suck a man's cock.

Uh-oh, somebody's been 'practicing'!

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sphincter cough

The act of verbal flatulance through the lips of a jackass; talking like an asshole

In other words, a complete asshole undeserving of life

Mike: did u hear somthing?
Matt: no, why?
Mike: Hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room...
Matt: damn, i can smell the bullshit all the way out here!

Brad tried to play the bass, but could only produce a rather nasty ass sphincter cough

Joe: DUDES!!!!!!!
Mike: what a sphincter cough...

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Cough of Death

A cough produced by a smoking member of the human race usually convincing other smoking members that it _is_ a bad habit and you _will_ die from it sooner or later.

Marlboro Cowboy: Cough! Rwatsh! Murph.
You: OMG!
MC: Brwhafargh blur blorg!
Y: You really should quit man, it 'll kill ya!
MC: Ough, The Cough of Death becomes worse... Maybe tomorrow...

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