4-planet collision course

The act of two asses touching each other. Each ass cheek represents a planet.

Shit I just bumped into someone and caused a 4-planet collision course by accident.

Three-Course-Dump

Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.

Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.

Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.

Bon appootit.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?

Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?

Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.

course-lovers

peoples who are in love just from the start to the end of a course!
i.e fake lovers who are into each other for benfits just for a short span of time!!

boy1-did ya hear glenn an drew broke up......!?
boy2-what happened.......
boy1-they were just course-lovers mann!

international course

Saying intercourse but hidden so the teachers don't know

B:Did you guys watch that international course video I sent?
B2:That black guy destroyed that girl's dreams!

Of course

I totally agree

LOG-ON DID YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME 👍 OF COURSE

Of course

WHEN DEY ASK U IF U SURE ABOUT YOUR STATUS

LOG-ON WAS STOPPED IN A TRAFFIC ROAD BLOCK & HE WAS RUDELY ASKED ? DO U HAVE A DRIVERS LICENSE AND HE REPLIED! OF COURSE

of course… not

A phrase that often excites someone and then disappoints them a second later, however sometimes this phrase can make someone angry but relieve them later.

A: Can you give me 15K bucks?
B: Of course…
A: *trembling with excitement*
B: not…
A: *excitement fades away*

A: Would you be happy if I ran away?
B: Of course… not.
A: You got me there for a second!