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Crispy Bois

A word for beers; not typically used for any particular beer, but just beers in general.

Pat: Crushed a few too many Crispy Bois last night.

Bill: Me too, dude, and I’m paying for it now.

by Jinxed Bayous August 04, 2018


Rice Crispy

A white person, that acts proper white. All posh all shit clothes, super racist to blacks.

That milky called me a monkey, what a milky idiot. No he's a rice crispy.

by BlackJack February 20, 2005


crispy critters

Memory loss due to smoking excessive amounts of marijuana. circa 1970s

Man does that dude has crispy critters, he can't even remember his own name.

by Fred Muggs July 29, 2011


Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.

She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.

by StuffedClamzz October 07, 2020


Crispy Nut

A Crispy Nut is when you are about to cum and a gust/puff of air is discharged fom the penis instead of them man juices. A Crispy Nut only occurs when a man 'Has no more Nuts to give' because he has made his quota.

Tiffany-"I thought my boyfriend was about to shoot a massive load on my face, instead he gave me a Crispy Nut"

by DigBick@23 April 28, 2016


Crispy Crouple

A popular item served at Crispers restaurants that consists of crispiness and croupton (Crisper’s take on croutons, with extra crispiness)

Holy smokes Paul, that crispy crouple was delicious

by Crisper’s HQ August 01, 2019


Crispy face

The effect when semen dries on a persons skin and wakes up with crispy peeling reptilian skin.

I spunked all over her face last night whilst she was asleep and she woke up with a crispy face

by mouthstrippers May 13, 2011