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wrestler
haleys other boyfriend his spaghetti noodle make me produce sauce
Dominik cruz a hunk full of junk {wink wink
Dominik daddy
She comes in colours everywhere
She combs her hair
She's like a rainbow
Have you seen Mari Cruz all in gold?
Like a queen in days of old
She shoots her colours all around
Like a sunset going down
According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:
1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th
7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st
He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.
Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.
In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:
Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
Josie Cruz has a very common personality you’ll eventually come across. She’s a mature, witty friend who always gets people laughing. When others insult her you’ve got two results, either she’ll ignore you/make a joke OR (depending on if she likes you as a person or not) she’ll go off on you. She an observer and knows almost everything about everyone. She cherishes everyone around her and tries her best to include everyone, as she’s been excluded A LOT not too long ago due to her quiet demeanor. She still maintains that calm nature, but has gone out of her comfort zone a little more than often. She’s also EXTREMELY smart and can prove you wrong if she feels like it. She’s always sticking up for friends and making everyone feel comfortable and safe. now, to conclude..DONT. LOSE. THIS. ANGEL.
Person 1: “hey you know josie cruz, right?”
Person 2: “yeah the smart ass?”
An attempt to change the rules in order to hide or mitigate an embarrassing choice you made in the past. Usually attempted from a place of privileged entitlement.
Our sleazoid CEO is Pulling a Cruz and trying to get interns classified as “volunteers” so he won’t get fired for dating his intern against company policy.
Emmanuel Haylett: Hey do you know who David Cruz is?
Sheyenne :No who is that
Emmanuel Haylett: He is the sexy black mexican kid ☺️
just to let youn know cruz plus sex plus presley = drugs and cruz jr and aslo she so not has a life ok byw
i will fuck anyone im a slut bye presley cruz jr