Hyper Semen

Experiencing hypoglycemia while being horny.

Susan: I strangely feel horny but anxious at the same time.
Jeffrey: ah...you have a case of the hyper semen.

Hyper Jelqing

The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!

Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.

Hyper Slam

When you hype up an outing event and people are hyped up to go but you last minute slam by flaking or changing your mind.

Hype it up and then Slam it down.

Long: Yoooo lets go eat at Sizzlers. Their food is the Delicious
Tann: When and what time?
Long: Tomorrow 5P.M.
Tann: Okay down!

Next Day:
Tann @ 12pm: Yo, you still down or nah?
Long: Nah I got something else to do.
Scott: LOL you got hyper slammed by Long

hyper

The word used by either my friend Sam or scientists when they want to add emphasis to something

"That's hyper awesome!"
"That's actually hyper weird"

"Hyperglycemia is a condition in which an excessive amount of glucose circulates in the blood plasma."

hyper

Hyper is a person on discord. He is the most known person on cord and richest. He owns discord.gg/300.

yooo, have you seen that nigga hyper? he's so famous.

Hyper

me.

a complete and utter sack of shit, bastard, and desperate for pussy motherfucker that everyone hates.

Pedophile: Hyper is so hot i wanna fuck his tight furry ass so goddamn hard!!!
Guy: fak yorself u pedfile

Other Random Nigga: *walks in* glass of water --->>> \_/ (imagine that water is inside of it or smthing idk)

Hyper

When u can't decide a precise word for the dictionary of Fashion so you use the goated meta non-word HYPER.

- Perché non Iper?

- ............
- Perché non è Hyper