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A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.
“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”
legalize nuclear warheads is my username :)
the person with the username legalize nuclear warheads on urbandictionary.com is a very cool dude
another way of saying you are 33 years old
It was Dans' birthday yesterday, he is now Jesus-legal
Hey, Sophie! we will set up the legal practice!
a good restaurant in the short hills mall
lets eat fish at legal seafood
Good. Good... I mean my whole thing is peripheral culpability. It's like my whole thing.
Hym "Now (thanks to the new legal precedent) I'll be able to link the likely but preventable child murder that will happen EXPLICITLY AS THE RESULT of a targeted harassment campaign and the public theft of the solution to the current iteration of A.I. and link it to these piece of shit self-help YouTubers... And HOPEFULLY... I can detroy their lives from the grave... And then they kill themselves. It's a win-win"
When shit is so legal that your bitch ass friends are asking for an MLA citation on the term
Prenups are legal as fuck homie