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Extreme vegan's with logic skills equivalent to a retard, and disrespects all who eat meat. People with a lettuce fetish are know to be immune to logic, "just as healthy", and have daddy issues.
(not a noun, you cannot be a lettuce fetish, that just sounds stupid)
Karen had a lettuce fetish, and complained on social media about all the cruel meat fucking eaters.
Professionals that deal lettuce to people illegally, which is party of a small community called the lettuce gang and is usually the leaders and founders of the gang.
The two lettuce gangs, Romaine and Iceberg, went head to head in the school, where the lettuce dealers fought over territory to sell in.
Someone is being a bitch to you and your homies
Person : wow Bob is such a Roman lettuce. he says he bonked your mon
Homie 1 : Bob is hecking mean :(
Person 1: Look at those girls lezzing it up.
Person 2: Yup. Those are some lettuce munchers!
The thick ribs down the center of romaine lettuce leaves; specifically when found in a salad.
I would rather not order salads from the pizza place, the salads there are always full of lettuce bones.
When the girl/guy at chipotle accidentally drops the sharpie pen into the lettuce container.
Dang?!?!? She just tried to give you sharpie lettuce.
The feeling you get when your extremely hungover. Hot sweats, chills, nausea, the shits, and the whole shebang. You feel soggy like hot, wet lettuce. I mean, can you really feel worse than that?
"Man, I drank so much last night. I feel like fucking hot lettuce".