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Extreme vegan's with logic skills equivalent to a retard, and disrespects all who eat meat. People with a lettuce fetish are know to be immune to logic, "just as healthy", and have daddy issues.
(not a noun, you cannot be a lettuce fetish, that just sounds stupid)
Karen had a lettuce fetish, and complained on social media about all the cruel meat fucking eaters.
Basically a word to offend lesbians.
Noah: “You’re such a lettuce licker!”
Emily: “I’m not a lettuce licker!”
Noah: “You are too!”
Emily: *punches him*
Someone who talks to inanimate objects
Such as a restaurant worker who talks to the food as they’re preparing it
Mike: my coworker is such a lettuce talker he talks to the food as he’s preparing it
Me : holy buddy’s a nut
Person 1: Look at those girls lezzing it up.
Person 2: Yup. Those are some lettuce munchers!
somebody who doesn't care about what people think and blabs his mouth mouth like crazy. Their always acting stupid and loitering around.
"Tyler's just a fucking lettuce face, he's always acting dumb and shit"
When the girl/guy at chipotle accidentally drops the sharpie pen into the lettuce container.
Dang?!?!? She just tried to give you sharpie lettuce.
The feeling you get when your extremely hungover. Hot sweats, chills, nausea, the shits, and the whole shebang. You feel soggy like hot, wet lettuce. I mean, can you really feel worse than that?
"Man, I drank so much last night. I feel like fucking hot lettuce".