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A large jumble of utter bullshit that doesn't make any sense.
Coined by a struggling calculus student while watching the teacher solve a second derivative problem.
It is used when looking at calculus or physics homework, or when looking at a horrible drawing.
"Let me see your calc homework mate...
oh man nevermind, that's a complete mess of shit."
"greg that drawing of garrett is a mess of shit."
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A nasty residue left inside one's undergarments or the bowl of a toilet after a shart, or a Craftsmanshit.
I left a Swampy Mess in my boxer briefs after that shart.
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when you get really fucked up the night before and when you wake up you see a huge mess that is all around you
dude i woke up and i saw this huge pokey mess! last nihgt was crazy!
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Synonymous with male ejaculate, cum, "jizz" or a "nut". Refers to the ejaculate fluid as a whole, not just the sperm. It is a particularly good word to use when you are trying to describe a situation in very disgustingly detailed fashion.
Dude 1: Howd it go with that slut last night?
Dude2: Bagged her bro! She totally sucked the man mess right out of my jizz tube!
Dude 1: So I was beating of yesterday and blew my man mess all over my keyboard!
Dude 2: I don't want to hear that shit!
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When a gorgeous gurl says she is a "hot mess" it can mean the total opposite. She looks absolutely gorgeous n hott
Man she says shes a hot mess but god she is looking hott!
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Someone who usually looks sexy or hot but for some reason looks bad at that moment.
Beyonce look a hot mess on T.V.
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Typically referred to a female's hair being out of regulations or generally messy. It could also refer to not being prepared, clumsy, and just all round scatter brained.
"Hey SSgt Brown you better fix your bun, you look like a hot mess right now."
"I hate it when Senior Airman Robin gives briefings he's always a hot mess."
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