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To wear shudder shades while inside a building after dark
What are those douchey sunglasses called?
Those are ego shades. It's for guys who think they're the shit and that being able to see is for losers
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People who lookup their own names on Urban Dictionary and share it on social media to see if anybody gives a fuck.
They are similar to Ego Bacteria, which usually settle their grounds via posting multiple pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc. But Ego Parasites are prone to be more immune to common sense than Ego Bacteria.
- What's the whole deal about everybody posting the definition of their names on Instagram?
- Just another wave of Ego Parasites, nothing new...
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A phrase that first gained popularity with Beyonce's song Ego that refers to a man with a large genitalia and of course, a big ego.
Nessa: "Josh has such a big ego."
Charli: "You've seen it too?!"
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The composition of compliments, awards and recognitions, such as job titles and promotions, that don't necessarily include a pay increase or access to greater opportunities.
Phil got three more women's numbers on Friday. He didn't intend to call any. He just needed to replenish his EGO GEL after Rachel dumped him.
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Someone with a rather large ego, also a superhero
Person A: Lucy has such a large ego!
Person B: Yeh i know dude its like a super EGO!
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damn i need an ego boost, i should go talk to my friends
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