flush

to drive a car

hey cuzz im bout to flush this bitch over to my dawgs crib

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courtesy flush

This type of courtesy flush is usually performed at home. It's showing courtesy to your family by not leaving any fecal remains in the toilet after you have taken a shit.

A courtesy flush should be performed after the initial flush if there is fecal matter still left in the toilet, or there are skid marks left on the bowl. Repeat as necessary.

I went into the bathroom after my grandmother, and she never courtesy flushed. Infact, it seems like she never flushed at all.

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flush fuck

Take the girl of your choice to any bathroom with a toilet. Getting her to hold on to the toilet bowl start working her hard from behind. just as you are about to get off ram it in deep and hard , while shoving her head into the toilet and flushing..... man what ACTION! for a little more twist do it on a toilet full of shit . but hang on tight guys , its gonna be a rough ride.

i took jane into the bathroom and had a awesome time giving her a flush fuck

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flushing the toilet

To give a blow job, fellatio.

"Did she go down on you...y'know, did she flush your toilet?"

"No."

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Flush City

The worlds best minecraft city

DJ Quackers: Did you see the new Flush City video?
Random person: No wtf is that?

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Sex flush

Maculopapular type of erythematous rash.

Masters and Johnson, in their book “Human Sexual Response,” wanted their work to be taken seriously, and wanted to stay a step ahead of the morality police, so they tended to write in almost comically dense medicalese, such as mounting episodes, stimulative approach opportunities and vocalized performance concerns. A sex flush on the stomach was a maculopapular type of erythematous rash. (New York Times)

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Chronic Flush

The act of taking a dumb, urinating, sneezing, coughing, and puking -- all simultaneously.

May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.

Guy: dude the Devil's after me..
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.

Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.

*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.