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A Utopian fantasy based on the Leninist concept of "equality of outcome." It says that since you have more, it must be taken away from you to give to those who have less, so that you are both equal. So there is much in common with the petty thief, who steals your wallet at gun point in order to equalize both of your wealth. Though this never seems to apply to rulers, who always seem to be exempt from social justice policies.
In order for social justice to exist, there has to be a ruling class to mete out that social justice. If there is an elite ruling class, then there is no social justice. So the concept of social justice always collapses in upon itself.
Social Justice is generally supported by hipsters of all ages who can't afford weekly groceries or gas for their cars, but who are simultaneously bedazzled with hundreds and sometimes thousands of dollars of tattoos and piercings.
It is often used by power hungry despots to fool voters into surrendering their rights and liberties in exchange for promises of free stuff, while lining the pockets of the ruling class with the stolen wealth of the people.
They promised social justice in Venezuela. They can't even supply toilet paper. Meanwhile, Maduro's right hand man Aristóbulo Istúriz has over $9.6 million in a Swiss bank account. At least Chavez's daughters still get to live it up in the Presidential Party Palace, La Casona.
In the Ukraine where the average salary is less than £300 a month, President Viktor Yanukovych said that 2013 would be a year of social justice. In 2014, the Ukrainian people found that his personal estate which was half the size of Monaco, contained a 5 floor mansion, a golf course, a private zoo, a park, a greenhouse, a garage filled with luxury sports cars, a helicopter pad, a pirate ship which served as a personal restaurant, a hovercraft, etc.
In America, they promised free healthcare for everyone. Now it costs more, and I have less coverage. I hear the First Ladies' newest dress cost $12,000. That's social justice for ya.
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what bob is called when he becomes a judge.
justice bob sentenced me to 7 years in jail for picking my nose.
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The ancient torture technique that involves the application of pressure on the back of an individual using one's knee. Colloquially referred to as "the knee" by those who fear its usage in the American Northeast.
Sam received the Knee of Justice due to his refusal to grovel at my feet.
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One of five basic volleyball hitting methods. Difficult to master, but when done correctly, is arguably the most effective technique in all of volleyball. One performs the hammer of justice (or HOJ, pronounced "hahj") by making a fist with one's right hand, covering it with the left hand, holding one's hands above one's head and striking the ball downward. Believed to have originated in Nashville.
Will: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Deanna: Oh my God, it's the hammer of justice!
Andrew: Will, you know we can't handle that! Play fair!
Will: Yeah, I know. I guess I should just use the HOJ sparingly.
Johannes: Wow, what a move! Very inspiring! I think I bring this back to Germany!
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Justice that is rendered outside of the criminal justice system by private citizens located in the Prairie provinces of Canada.
Did you hear about the farmer who shot that boy trying to steal from his farm? A jury of his peers acquitted him of murder. Now that is some old fashioned Prairie justice!
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Refers to May 1st, 2011 the day in which Osama bin Laden, the infamous leader of the international terrorist organization 'al-Qaeda' was killed in Abbotabad, Pakistan.
Osama has been killed, today is the day of justice. God bless America.
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A digital means of banning (removing privileges) someone unpleasant, a troll, or someone who broke the rules from posting on a particular web page. This power is usually bestowed to administrators (or admins) of that page.
She was acting up and calling me nasty names on my Facebook page, so I used the Gavel of Justice on her.
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