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Placebo Tape

A type of medical tape administered for people who are diagnosed with a fake injury to give them a reason not to bitch about it anymore. This tape does nothing more than stick to the skin. It proves hard to remove for hairy individuals.

Joe: “Tom why did you stop erging?

Tom: “My wrist hurts.”
Joe: “Have some placebo tape, this should ‘fix your injury’ for you.”
Tom: “Wow! It is like I never had an injury in the first place!”

by SuperLampDude May 07, 2019


sticky tape

A bitch who won't get off your junk even when you rip her off.

Man this bitch was at the bar trying to sticky tape me while I was mackin on this fine ho

by Skeetonyourgrill March 26, 2016


Guard Tape

Essentially electric tape, but used in Color Guard to secure the caps,weights, and flag.

“Hey Kyle, do you have any Guard Tape? My cap just came off.”
“Yeah, Karen.”

by sunflowersanctum October 31, 2019


the red tape

a certan punishment in the military where it is currently unknown but durring WWII aparently very bad w the red army but it is just something you wanna avoid at all costs (some even commit suicide)

Military commander: i carried out my orders, i sent in all of my boys...but the german engulfed us....they has artiliry, aircraft, tanks...and me, what did i have...

Krushtev: a sacred duty to resist!.......perhaps youd prefer to avoid the red tape.
*slides a torkev to him on the table*

military commander: *takes pistol* *BANG!*

by Raven M 203 June 03, 2010


Blank Tape

Gay pop-punk band that has catchy FAGGOT song =D

Billy: "Have you heard of that band Blank Tape?"
Joe: "Yeah, they are a bunch of lameburgling fanny bandits!"

by Fanny Bandit September 11, 2007


Cassette Tape

A cassette tape, The Original Mix Tape that isn’t on your phone as a playlist. The Cassette Tape is a music format that was first invented in 1962 and used through out early 70’s-late 90’s. Cassette tape was the original way of portable music just like its device it has to be played on the walkman which is another classic piece of technology created in 1979 by Sony, Cassette Tapes were as great as a new toy you got when you were a kid that no one else got but as great at it is and just like a kid it goes away and gets older in 1997 the first MP3 players came out getting rid of the tapes all your music that you listen to could now be miniature and digital! You want some Bon Jovi, Pink Floyd, Foo Fighters or even Nirvana you could get it on an MP3 and then 2007 came along and cassettes have died off just like the Walkman and now we have the great and amazing IPhone, Androids and several other phone companies that are still here as of today in Sunday August 19th 2018. Even though cassettes died off that doesn’t mean there are still people who enjoy taking a look back, there are is still at least one blank cassette producer I know of and that is Maxell and not only that but the Walkman is still making appearances to this day in movies and by the people like the movie Guardians of the galaxy and several record stores or vintage collectors! This is the end of the definition but I highly suggest picking up a Walkman and see experience music on a new format

Scott: Hey Jennifer you got the Cassette Tapes?

Jennifer: yeah totally you got the Walkman?

Scott: you bet

Jennifer: Far Out!

by Retro Definition August 19, 2018


Duct Tape

what my friend kyle uses to hold anything together

Just put duct take around it, then it'll be brand new

by jwlx April 23, 2005