THC Logic

When someone's mode of reasoning is clearly dominated by the Tetrahydrocannabinol coursing through their veins, leading to grandiose pie-in-the-sky ideas, over-analyzation, and half-truths.

THC Logic: "I should open my own restaurant because people really like how I make velveeta shells & cheese."

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Typo-logic

What causes existing words to get new alternate spellings -- typo's.

John: Haha, you're such a lopser!
Jack: What?
John: Errr, loser.
Jack: Heh, I should've used typo-logic to figure that out.

logic chopper

The expression works as its own antonym, so depending on the context it means:

1. To argue with a powerful logic.
2. To make confusing arguments, usually involving equivocation.

1. Man, you always convince me! You are such a logic chopper!

2. No, we won't take the umbrella to the game. Just because last year it rained it doesn't mean this year it will. Stop chopping logic. The weather forecast said clearly it won't rain today. Enough said.

Techno logic

1) A type of logic about computers, cellphones and computer codes (e.g. JavaScript, C++)
2) What every programmer has

Programmer: I can hack an account for you.
Guy: Really? Can you hack my gfs account?
Programmer: Certainly. Just let me use your computer for an hour.
-one hour later-
Programmer: Done.
Guy: How did you do that?
Programmer: I have a lot of techno logic!

Uterine Logic

Logic used by women.

Me: Hey baby, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?
Her: Fuck you, I know that you want to go to that restaurant with the hot waitress.

Me: There's that beautiful Uterine Logic that I love.

Norman Logic

When someone tries to seem smarter than you but ends up making everything seem more confusing than it already is and just makes a conversation an unbearable loop of agony. Norman logic can also be used to win an argument when they the person knows they are wrong.

Parker: Luffy is the leader of the straw hats pirates

Norman: No it's Zoro fuck off
Parker: Dude are you serious I live and breath One-piece
Norman Logic is used

Norman: Nope it's Zoro fuck off

Parker: Ooof

Sonic Logic

Something completely illogical. I.E. Fall into lava? Lose some rings. Fall into water? Die.

Why is Ramen in the pasta section as opposed to the ethnic section? That shit is sonic logic.