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When a friend asks you for a piece of gum, and to avoid being asked by others for a piece you slip it under a desk, give them a high five, or a random handshake.
Paul: (whispers) Yo Don, can I have some of yr gum?
Don: (out of no where) HIGHFIVE MAN! (slips him the gum as their hands meet for the highfive)
Steven: Wow guys, that was the most poorly performed act of gum smuggling i've ever seen, btw can i get a piece?
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A scholarly term for female masturbation.
"It doesn't matter that Brad didn't call because I'm busy thumbing-the-gums anyway."
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a racist term for a black person
look at how black that blue gum is.
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Where someone without teeth gives you a blowjob.
Wow... I saw your grandmother last night and got a great gobble gum.
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When you wake up in the morning with cum in your mouth from the night before.
Room mate: Ew what's that in your mouth
Britney: Oh damn that's morning gum from hanging out with Randy last night, guess I didn't notice it.
The final stages of a Slim Jim.
Why not buy the Slim Jim? At least you get some meat gum to extend your purchase.
An elderly woman with false teeth that is more than eager to perform oral sex i.e. give head.
When Pearl's dentures come out, she's about to suck the life out of ya. Better watch it.... She's a real gum slinger.