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he or she who enjoys the sensation of male ejaculate stirking their facial features
I was just about to leave that shitty bar before I ran into a willing trumpet donkey
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When a guy goes down on a girl and she queefs and pisses in his face.
It comes from the original term a "Trumpet", where the girl only queefs in the guys face.
Friend 1: "I heard that Jeff and Clara broke up last weekend."
Friend 2: Yeah, he broke up with her when she gave him a golden trumpet."
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After an eclectic mix of burritos and sushi-Bill treated the passengers in his car to a most pungent and audible concert
featuring his BROWN TRUMPET.The window locks were applied.
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A person who is not only a stupid, ignorant asshole, but who also shouts their small minded, and often dangerous rhetoric loudly and proudly.
"Only consort with people of your own colour, then you can be a completely racist, ignorant, bigoted, intolerant, sociopathic fuck trumpet just like me!!!"
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Down with the trumpets is a song by Rizzle Kicks however the name came from a new way of saying getting high. Commonly used in London however is making its way to other areas in UK
Oi lets get down with the trumpets tonight
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When performing the act of anal sex and the receiver lets loose an ass cannon (aka fart)
I was totally banging Nicks sister the other nite and she let loose a savage muffle trumpet.
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A fart released when shitting or just sitting on a toilet, that emits a thunderous sound, usually staccato, due in part to the natural spreading of the arse cheeks when enthroned.
A skilled funnel trumpeter can control a sustained funnel trumpet note by using sphincter control and circular anal breathing techniques.
The bloke in the cubicle next to me was blasting the funnel trumpet a moment ago, I could barely contain my laughter.
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