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trumpet donkey

he or she who enjoys the sensation of male ejaculate stirking their facial features

I was just about to leave that shitty bar before I ran into a willing trumpet donkey

by fuckeye August 12, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Golden Trumpet

When a guy goes down on a girl and she queefs and pisses in his face.

It comes from the original term a "Trumpet", where the girl only queefs in the guys face.

Friend 1: "I heard that Jeff and Clara broke up last weekend."
Friend 2: Yeah, he broke up with her when she gave him a golden trumpet."

by jimmybuckets May 4, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


BROWN TRUMPET

Extended loud farting.

After an eclectic mix of burritos and sushi-Bill treated the passengers in his car to a most pungent and audible concert
featuring his BROWN TRUMPET.The window locks were applied.

by L.MARTIN January 30, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck Trumpet

A person who is not only a stupid, ignorant asshole, but who also shouts their small minded, and often dangerous rhetoric loudly and proudly.

"Only consort with people of your own colour, then you can be a completely racist, ignorant, bigoted, intolerant, sociopathic fuck trumpet just like me!!!"

by XenonSmash April 17, 2016

19๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Down with the trumpets

Down with the trumpets is a song by Rizzle Kicks however the name came from a new way of saying getting high. Commonly used in London however is making its way to other areas in UK

Oi lets get down with the trumpets tonight

by donkey344 December 30, 2011

20๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffle Trumpet

When performing the act of anal sex and the receiver lets loose an ass cannon (aka fart)

I was totally banging Nicks sister the other nite and she let loose a savage muffle trumpet.

by Mitchy Cock and Balls September 3, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Funnel Trumpet

A fart released when shitting or just sitting on a toilet, that emits a thunderous sound, usually staccato, due in part to the natural spreading of the arse cheeks when enthroned.

A skilled funnel trumpeter can control a sustained funnel trumpet note by using sphincter control and circular anal breathing techniques.

The bloke in the cubicle next to me was blasting the funnel trumpet a moment ago, I could barely contain my laughter.

by Peado Bear December 2, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž