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n. Pajama pants, usually worn with an ironic t-shirt to match
Personal Story:
I was at Walmart the other day when I saw a redneck wearing some Walmart slacks. Not only was I laughing at this, but also she was wearing a t-shirt that said 'Queen of the world', and as I was walking by her, I happened to pass a rack full of the exact same shirt that was on rollback.
Really bad or slow wifi connection.
"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."
"She totally has Walmart wifi!"
Any female you see in a Wal-Mart that is above a 6 on a hot scale of 1-10.
Any hot redneck girl.
Guy 1- Shouldn't Chris be back from Walmart by now? He's been gone for three hours.
Guy 2- He probably found himself another Walmart Princess. My guess is he's probably already moved in to her trailer.
An affliction whereby a person is found to be shopping at Walmart multiple days a week at any hour of the day or night.
"OMG. Every time I call Mom, she's at Walmart. She has a Walmart obsession."
A woman who is usually a 5 is a Walmart 10
She's a Walmart 10
The millions of plastic grocery bags seen flying through the trees and rolling across streets and yards.
Joe:There goes another walmart tumbleweed. Laura: But, where do they go?
When you cum, piss, and shit inside a Walmart bad then stick your friend’s face in it while dry humping their ass.
“Dude what happened to you?”
“My girl gave me a Walmart Gringo!”