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A person that isn't hot enough or cool enough to be a douchebag, but still tries. The only girls they can get are the Popular girl wannabes. And they'll try to be friends with real douchebags, but end up getting made fun of behind their backs.
Wannabe Douchebag: Hey guys! Had a date with a hot girl last night, if you know what I mean. -wink-
Douchebag #1: Uh cool.
Wannabe Douchebag: Nice hanging with you guys, but I gotta go pick up some chicks. -walks away-
Douchebag #2: Why does he talk to us again?
Douchebag #1: -shrugs- He's such a douchebag wannabe.
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wannabe paki is a person that tries to act like a badass paki
mofo tryina act all bad he's a fukin wannabe paki he aint gangsta for shit
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That guy with a funny speech impedement and long nasty hair that insists on wearing a black trenchcoat EVERYDAY and sharpening his fingernails to a point. He constantly talks about meaningless goings-ons in the media industry and swears his allegiance to a single overrated and tired genre of games and movies and TV. When he interacts with anyone else other than his vampire entity that lives in his brain, he regards other humans with one part cinicism and two parts social incompetence; thus resulting in a state of celebacy for all eternity. BEWARE: he will threaten to bite you, but it will only result in a seering staredown and a feeble attemp at insulting your masculinity.
"That Wannabe Vampire is just jealous at my sup3rior H4X0r ski11z."
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An individual that tries really hard to be a hipster. Some succeed and become a real or true hipster and some... not so much. These are the individuals in the hipster culture that are "too cool" to do stuff or have the "too good for you" mentality. They are often the trend followers in the hipster culture but still is considered a trend starter by many, especially in the non-hipster society(real world).
friend: lets go to this bar
wannabe hipster: thats lame, we're better than that (deep inside he really wants to go but is too worried that others might see him)
friend: but Bridgette(well known underground singer) is there, you know she got a donk!
wannabe hipster: oh... well i guess so.
trend follower
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A WaAbo is a non-USA male who watches and is a fan of USA cartoons, has a comic book, and any famous Trash-tuber merch and is obsessed with USA. A WaAbo is always talking about how manly or "patriotic" his favourite characters are and claiming one of them to be his "superhero". He occasionally uses crappy politicized USA memes and offensive terms instead of English equivalents, such as "Build the Wall" instead of "forbid the invasion by illegal aliens" and "n. hard letter" instead of "healthy and law abiding Afro-american male ". Some of them also use American honorifics, for example when they attach the "Sir" or "M`am" honorific to the names of people or characters they like or find syperheroic, or when they use the "KKona" emote to show they respect someone. WaAbos call non-WaAbo haters of western culture and civilization. WaAbo are highly dangerous and will try to destroy any other culture on Earth. They know they're disliked by many people but they don't give a fuck because they know they're self-righteous crusaders of the Western culture to the uncivilized barbarians of the Earth.
In Twitch, WaAbo will make heavy use of emotes such as KKona, Comebruh, TriHard, Pepe, and any other WaAbo emote offered by a subscription to the channel they're watching.
Some examples of WaAbo cartoons: Superman, Batman, Simpsons, Family guy.
*Proceed at your own risk. WaAbo cartoons is known to increase body fat and decrease intelligence..
Wannabe American is a modern plague. Please we need to stop both Weebs and WaAbos alike.
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A person who wants to become a hobo.
A person who impersonates hobos by dressing raggedy and makes a sign of their own, and also claim homes on mattresses.
A wannabe hobo will usually wave at people.
"I wannabe a hobo."
"This mattress is my new home."
"I'm a wannabe hobo! I wave at people!"
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Typically a foreigner that would love everybody looks at him/her as an authentic white american. They will try to speak only in English and imitate the american accent as much as possible and they will get really mad if you try to speak with them in their first language.
María: ¿Cómo estás Juan?
Juan: what did you say Mary? I don't speak spanish anymore, Stop speaking in spanish to me, I'm gringo now.
María: Cálmate Gringo wannabe
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