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A TOWN FILLED WITH YUPPIES WHO HAVE NOTHNG BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR LIVES BUT BROWN NOSE INTO OTHER PEOPLES BUSINESS.. ALSO YORK ALSO HAS A HIGH TEENAGE PREGNACY IN THE SOUTHERN TOWNS.. FILLED IWTH FAKE ASS GIRLS THAT THINK THEY ARE THEY TYPE OF GIRLS OF MY SWEET 16 SHOW.. ALSO WE HAVE ONE OF THE BEST SCHOOLS IN MAINE... AND WE ALSO HAVE SEASONS... PLUS THE DRINKING PARIES AROUDN HERE ARE FUCKING LAME IF YOU GONNA HAVE A DRINKING PARTY DO IT RIGHT!!! ALSO WE ARE KNOWN AS LOCALS,YORKIES, AND TOWNIES..
YORK,MAINE THE WAY LIFE SHOULDN'T BE
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A term/status given to a very sweet, pretty, and helpful woman that lives in New York. She's da best!
That girl is the Dutchess of York!
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The epitome of a city. i.e lots of people crammed into a small space, all of whom are competing to kill, rob, maim, eat each other.yes, i have been there. and it made my asthma worse. How many people do you see wearing a " i love Asthma" t-shirt.
A good a reason as any to smash a jumbo jet into a tower.
"New York, New York. So good they hit it twice...with airplanes laden with aviation fuel"
"i once bought weed in washington square, i got ripped off"
"The big apple...if you can imagine an apple with 3000 dead bankers throwing themselves out of the window."
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Most people recognize the state because it is home to Manhattan. Life in New York (anywhere underneath upstate at least) is truly the fast life. New York definitely takes the prize for having the best Italian food, the best bagels, the most diversity, and the best fashion. However, just like any other state, New York has it's downsides too. The taxes are quite high, the quality of living is going downhill, and people tend to be too caught up with material things. I was born and raised in Long Island, New York and have experienced things there that I would have never experienced anywhere else. Also, it is true that many Long Islanders have an accent, (we pronounce "dog" like "dawg") but we can't help it! With that said, it is an awesome place to visit, but not to live (hence why I no longer live there). Many (not all) New Yorkers tend to drive aggressively. To all of the people that hate on New York, keep it to yourselves. To all of the people that gloat about how New Yorkers are better than everyone else, keep that to yourselves too. All in all, VISIT New York every once in a while, have the time of your life, and then go back home!
Boy, I sure am proud to be from New York, but I would never want to live there!
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I school filled of racist teachers and students, who cant dance and don't know any better. racist, white, shit, rich, devil
guy 1: "You go to York Catholic?"
guy 2: "Yea, why?"
guy 1: "Has a priest raped you yet? HAHA!"
guy 2: "Shut up!" *walks away*
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Eco-friendly ball buster.
Boy #1: You're destroying the earth man.
Boy #2: Quit being a Thom Yorke about that damn piece of paper I threw on the ground.
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The only place where everyone can be in one place and yet mind their own business, whether it being on their blackberry or being deep in thought, with the occasional run-in all try to avoid. You barely even notice other people. You can be wearing the silliest Lady Gaga outfit and nobody will even give you a second look. It's the only place that isn't a community; so many people within the thirteen miles and yet you don't know anyone except your close circle of friends. The hottest eligible bachelors are found here. You don't need to be a New Yorker to fit in, because standing out is exactly what it means to fit in there. It is globally known for its diversity and rich culture and for its success in the film and business industry. You can come to New York to pursue whatever dreams you have. And also, New York City is home to many. Just don't wear any "I <3 NY" souvenirs and you'll fit right in -- they scream out tourist and have "tourist" written all over it. And don't stand in the corner of the sidewalk looking at a map.
*Woman on the sidewalk looking at map, wearing an I <3 NY sweater*
Man: Tourist?
Woman: Yeah, how'd you know?
Man: Well, for starters, native New Yorkers don't ever wear those sweaters. And most natives know how to get around without looking at a map.
Woman: Oh well, thank you. How do you get from Madison to Fifth Avenue?
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