Malt-O-Meal

Malt-O-Meal cereal is the cereal in bags. The best cereal. You don't mess with Malt-O-Meal. Malt-O-Meal cereal gives you more for your money. More cereal. More flavor. More eyelash volume and self-confidence. Easy. Breezy. Beautiful. Malt-O-Meal.

Dude 1: Are you eating that cereal out of a bag?

Dude 2: Yes, it's Malt-O-Meal Cereal!

Dude 1: That's weird.
Dude 2: I will Malt-O end your life.

Crack o' Dawn

Dawn's crack - a special place; Also, early sunrise (similar to 'zero dark thirty' in military slang).

1. That woman's pie is some mighty fine – I love the crack o' dawn. 2. People, we'll be on the objective by crack o' dawn!

Land O lakes

Getting rid of the native american(s) and keeping the land

Andrew Jackson pulled a Land O lakes. He got rid of the native americans and kept the land.

Pot-o-graph

When you sign anything high...and subsequently forget about it.
Also: Any pictures you take while high.
Additionally: Any pictures of pots or signed pots.

I just left my ceramics class high as hell and this dude wanted my pot-o-graph. I signed his weed.

Bag o' diabetes

Used when someone brings a large amount of sweets, coke, cake, etc. Sometimes you may use diabetes rather than bag o' diabetes (some people may think this is offensive)

F1: *brings more than 5 coke cans*
You: Shit that's a bag o' diabetes right there

Sentence 2

F1:*brings more than 5 coke cans*
Ey man you want some diabetes

T my O

Trap my Opossum

Jennifer:
I think this opossum is rabid.... HOLY SHIT IT'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!! Brad will you T my O??

Brad:
No problem, I have a trap at home.

O'gorman o kAne

this person is really funny
fiesty
strong
bold
intelligent
loving

how kanes used in a senstenve is
'O'gorman o kane how are you?'