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ice bear 101 is not a furry, i repeat ice bear 101 is not a furry. ice bear 101 is a bear, bears are not furries
dumb person: ice bear 101 is such a furry eww.
normal person: stfu ice bear 101 is not a furry you dumbass, poor, incest baby.
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A term of surprise that is oddly addicting. Used to replace "Oh My God."
Oh My Bear, You dyed your hair pink!
My favorite band is having a new concert. OH MY BEAR
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A wall that bears the weight of a young boy’s cum loads. After too many years of pumping jizz into the crevices of the wall, the wall may collapse if it bears too many cream pies.
Big Easy: Dude I love pumping iron. Shit really gets me going. It’s like cumming. I love cumming all over the place.
Tyrant: Broski, you and my buddy should be friends then. He used to cum all over his load-bearing wall at home. It was basically a Catacumb in his room.
Big Easy: Looks like I found a new best friend.
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This involves a man releasing into a body of water occupied by atleast one person, bathtub, pool, hottub. Thus creating the effect of a polar bear in the water.
Jack: Last night while Jill was in the tub, I totally pulled the polar bear on her.
John: No Way!
Jack: Yeah, is it cool if I crash here tonight?
John: Lame...
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When you hum lightly and put your face right inbetween a fat girl's tits and shake your head vigorously side-to-side, keeping your lips and cheeks loose so they flop around and make an audible sound.
This act can also be performed on well-endowed thin women.
My god, that fat chick is busting out of her tank top both above and below! You think she'd slap me if I went over and gave her an angry polar bear?
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The result of a woman with an excess of outer labia dipping the lips into a vat of boiling oil and then rolling the lips in powdered sugar, much like making a funnel cake.
I tried to eat Tammy's fried bear claw but it was too greasy and powdery for my taste.
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Slang term for "bad news", or not going to work out
Derived from an old movie called "Bad News Bear".
Alice stopped taking medication, that is bad news bear.
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