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the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.
My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!
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Twenty One Pilots are just two local beans just trying to stay low, and stay alive. Tyler Joseph, the singer is the big bean, he's known for screaming instead of singing. Josh Dun is the baby bean and he is known for back flips and coffee
A: Twenty One Pilots is a nice band
B; Yeah, Josh doesn't get enough credit though
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It is usually used when you are gonna fight someone, 1v1. Just you two
"Keisha, keep talking shit and i'm finna get my ones with you!"
"These hoes on the train got their ones with each other over an off brand handbag"
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Australian slang.
Pissing in a person's pocket means to insincerely attempt to convince a person that you're doing them a favour, when you actually have only your own interests (generally either making a profit or ingratiating oneself) at heart.
i.e. You are pissing in a person's pocket, and trying to convince them that you're doing them a favour by warming their pocket. But realisticly all you're doing is soaking their pants in urine.
"That salesman was a complete dickhead. Constantly pissing in my pocket, trying to tell me how much I needed (insert product here)."
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a) Time you've given yourself to shower after deciding to jerk off before an event.
b) Typically before work, meeting someone for an activity or dinner, or school.
c) Searching for the perfect porn scene typically takes precedence over getting ready on time, limiting the time to shower.
Friend 1 , "Sorry buddy, I had to rush to get ready..."
Friend 2 , "One Minute Shower huh?"
Friend 1 , "Yeah, too many good scenes."
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One Take Jake , in musical terms is someone who can record a track perfectly the first time, be it vocals or instruments.
Yo, Tupac Shakur was a One Take Jake in the studio, real talk.
Type one diabetics are the coolest. People try to break their pancreas to be like us.
Woah! Look at Lauren. She's a type one diabetic! She does 5 shots a day and pokes her finger 8 times each and every day! I wish I was as cool as her!
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