Talking Nipples

When you get so wasted or high that you witness someone’s nipples come to life and start talking to you.

Tim: *Takes one look at Angelica’s tits.*

Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*

Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

family talk

Talk or discussion that is kept entirely within a family for fear that outsiders will find out what is really going on within the family.

"Son, the fact that your mother and I drink heavily is family talk and should never be shared with your grandma and grandpa."

"Son, you should never tell anyone that your mother is addicted to diet pills and enjoys daily doses phenobarbital. You tell anyone about it and I'll beat the hell out of you."

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talk about a BMW

A euphemism for proposing marriage to someone. The BMW in this context stands for "be my wife".

Well, we did it! We decided to finally talk about a BMW after seven years!

All talk no play

Someone who is a pussy

Premal is all talk no play

Not Talking To Kai Syndrome

u are unable to talk to Kai (me) for a long period of time which results in u being cranky,emotional,distressed, anxious and just flat out depressed. This syndrome will not leave your body untill you send Kai a pic of your Calcium cannons when you get home.

Angeli is going to suffer through Not Talking To Kai Syndrome during that camping trip

All Talk/All Action

A sleazy line used to seal the deal with trashy women.

Mother: How was your Saturday Night?
Son: Good. I used the All Talk/All Action line to seal the deal with some chick.

Sister: Don’t expect that line to work with classy women.