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jew fart

when somebody tries to be obnoxious and cool by farting really loud, and it comes out quiet , cheap, and easy.

Son-chin walked in the room and lifted her leg like a bitch-dog. all that came out was 'brp' when she expected 'BRRRRRRRRRRUUUMPH'.
the 'brp' was a jew fart.

by AndrewLaeddis. March 10, 2010


beauty fart

a perfect or divine fart! -wonderful sonic aura, beautiful bouquet, glorious massage, perfect length, specimen that 'has it all'!! -the "golden child" of farts!!

i blew one that was so perfectly divine i almost got on my knees and prayed! -it was a true beauty fart

megan blew a beauty fart that i would have embraced and kissed, had it been a tactile entity!!

by michael foolsley January 08, 2010


Sneaky Fart

A fart that results in you shitting yourself. It feels like it is going to be a normal fart but when you go to release the fart it is not just gaseous but also comes with out with liquid feces. The liquid feces is the sneaky part because it uses the fart as means to make you shit yourself.

I had a sneaky fart today when I was waiting for the bus so i had to run home to change my underwear.

by The_Pigs_vs_The_Fuzz February 07, 2011


fart a turd

Farting a turd is what happens when you hold your shit in too long and then try to relieve a little sphincter muscle pressure by farting.

Man I got to shit so bad, that If you don't get out of the fucking bathroom right now, I'm going to Fart a Turd!!! >_<

by tonyfamous October 18, 2010


Butters farted

A phrase you say to someone to show shame/luaghter it shows that you ether heard them fart, crap their pants, or they did something funny or stupid can be used like the word owned, or like the word Diss

see the words owned,spanked,Raped, dell, oprah,diss and pwned

party A:* farts and spats all over his pants *
party B:HAHAH butters farted
party C:HAHAH pwned

another example.

Party A:*loses a contest*
party B:HAHAHA butters farted
party C:HAHAHA taco bell

by maxamillian December 05, 2005


Bowl Fart

V. The odd noise made when one flatulates into a toilet bowl, presumably whilst taking a dump.

Compton: *bowl farts*
Hazzard: nice bowl fart
Compton: what the fuck?

by John Hazzard October 18, 2007


African Fart

A terrible smelling fart.

Oh shit! That must've been an african fart!

by LDARLING February 04, 2010