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One who farts on his neighbor's doorstep, knocks and then runs away leaving said neighbor in smelly ass cloud.
Goddamnit....That Fart Knocker just busted ass on my doorstep again.
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when somebody tries to be obnoxious and cool by farting really loud, and it comes out quiet , cheap, and easy.
Son-chin walked in the room and lifted her leg like a bitch-dog. all that came out was 'brp' when she expected 'BRRRRRRRRRRUUUMPH'.
the 'brp' was a jew fart.
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V. The odd noise made when one flatulates into a toilet bowl, presumably whilst taking a dump.
Compton: *bowl farts*
Hazzard: nice bowl fart
Compton: what the fuck?
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A phrase you say to someone to show shame/luaghter it shows that you ether heard them fart, crap their pants, or they did something funny or stupid can be used like the word owned, or like the word Diss
see the words owned,spanked,Raped, dell, oprah,diss and pwned
party A:* farts and spats all over his pants *
party B:HAHAH butters farted
party C:HAHAH pwned
another example.
Party A:*loses a contest*
party B:HAHAHA butters farted
party C:HAHAHA taco bell
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a perfect or divine fart! -wonderful sonic aura, beautiful bouquet, glorious massage, perfect length, specimen that 'has it all'!! -the "golden child" of farts!!
i blew one that was so perfectly divine i almost got on my knees and prayed! -it was a true beauty fart
megan blew a beauty fart that i would have embraced and kissed, had it been a tactile entity!!
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A fart that results in you shitting yourself. It feels like it is going to be a normal fart but when you go to release the fart it is not just gaseous but also comes with out with liquid feces. The liquid feces is the sneaky part because it uses the fart as means to make you shit yourself.
I had a sneaky fart today when I was waiting for the bus so i had to run home to change my underwear.
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