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a turd trick that involves leaving fecal matter in a toilet and then shaving your pubes into the toilet. This combination resembles a long brown shaft covered in hair often identical to the dick of a saquatch
As i looked into the toilet bowl I saw a shit covered in pubes, and thought what is that bigfoots dick?
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Dick or Ball is a game of deception where one person will uncover either there dick or ball, trying to make it look as close as possible to the opposite. You may do anything short of touching the dick/ball in an attempt of figuring out what it is.
Me and bamie \ were playing dick or ball yesterday. boy was i surprised when it turned out she was showing me her balls!
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One who is constantly seeking/looking to sit on a fat phallus.
Can be contstrewed as the bitch face who will give anything, even his/her left eye to sit on and/or around dicks.
The silly mo-fo that no one wants to interact with at a party.
My ex-girlfriend is a smelly dick fucker.
"That leslie sure is a dick sitter-onner. I guess we could consider her a big dick fucker."
That fucking prick ass bitch is being a motherfucking dick fucker again.
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When you wake up first thing in the morning and your mouth tastes like you have swollowed buckets of cum.
I didnt kiss my girlfriend in the morning in the morning cause she had Dick Mouth
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A slang term for pneumaturia, the passage of air or "gas" in the urine. A colovesical fistula, in which the bowel communicates with the bladder, may cause "dick farts" in addition to recurrent urinary tract infections. A man with pneumaturia may describe having "bubbles" when voiding, or may simply recall farting through his penis.
"Dick farts may be a sign of underlying Crohn's disease."
"Perhaps the strangest symptom I've seen is the dick fart."
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To 'dick in ear' is to stick one's dick into someones ear and fuck some sense into them.
Oi! Cameron, if you don't stop that I'm gonna perform dick in ear and fuck some sense into you!!
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Dick Tinsel is created when using semen as a decorative material that mimics strands of ice or icicles similar to Chin Cicles. Dick Tinsel is created when long, narrow strands of loads of semen emulate icicles when they are strategically shot onto and hang from the face, body parts or the sexy, slutty Christmas outfit of your chosen Holiday Whore. The modern production of Dick Tinsel typically involves multiple loads from one or more sexual partners during a sexual session referred to as a Decorating Party. Modern day decorative Christmas tinsel was invented in Nuremberg, Germany, in 1610. Dick Tinsel was invented in Florida in 2013 out of sexual perversion and the holiday boredom of traditional decorating and same old traditional Christmas party attire.
Becoming tired of mundane holiday decorations and seeing his girlfriend Sandy's same old slutty, little black holiday party dress, Harvey decided it was time for a Decorating Party to spruce up Sandy and her dress with some holiday spirit. After putting on her dress, Sandy laid on the bed and Harvey repeatedly jerked off all over her laying strand after stand of Dick Tinsel until she was fully decorated. They both sang Christmas carols for the rest of the evening while Sandy glistened.
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