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This is what you say on April 20th, otherwise known as 4/20 day. Frequently used as a greeting between stoner friends on this special day of the year. Also customary to share a 'jay' on this historical date. "Happy Holijays" is also appropriate.
Happy Holijay, Matt! Wake up and come get cheap weed with me!
A celebration of Christmas or Christler to nonreligious people.
Happy Christler Ian, Gianna is always correct do not fuck around with me, I win, stfu😁
You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.
Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
You're happy, at the same time you sad.
Dad: You're gonna meet Stranger Things cast!
Boy: What?! I'm so happy right now!
Dad: But you gotta wait a month.
Boy: Halfway happy.
Collective noun referring to three or more poodles, labs or golden retrievers.
Oh look at that! It’s a happiness of toy poodles. That has made my day!
The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.
"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"
The term used to describe the structure of phalic organs of men that are large and wide.
That man really has a fat and happy dong, i bet he gets mad women