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The most drunk motherfucker of them all. His vocabulary consists of verbal slander like rarted. He scares all the women away in his school and will most likely be lonely forever.He also have many friends. He also like to boost drops and jumps on his bike and does crazy shit on his bike. He also likes to pack a fat lip.
Ohh fuck i pulled a Nicholas Beers
Similar to that of spontaneous combustion but involving a beer bong.
I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I did a spontaneous beer bong from a stranger on a party bus.
The act of receiving a beer from your wife or barmaid/bartender immediately when entering your home or a bar.
If your wife is beer-o-matic, she will have a cold one in your hand before she even utters a word.
If a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.
All of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer...oh well, such is life.
BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of cleaning it up and seeming like the hero.
Joe: How did you guys meet?
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
An alternative to Pioneer day on July 24th, which celebrates the Mormon settlers settling in Utah. "Pie and Beer" plays on the word "Pioneer" and serves as an excuse to eat pie and drink beer.
Person A: Are you celebrating Pioneer day?
Person B: No, I'm celebrating Pie and Beer day instead.
Vocative word used to describe an oncoming incident regarding possible spillage of beer.
“Bottle about to be spilled full of beer”
Person 1: BROO BEERFUL!
Person 2: Oh
“Saves beer”
Person: Thanks!
“Takes sip”