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He is a plate
"tom ass was up till 5am playing video games"
"tom ass put on his moms makup and looks like a monster"
what have we learned?
tomass is a bad boy. he deserves to be thrown
The only site on the interwebz that both rulez and has no pr0n on it at the same time :O. It is run by (the) devil and features a (sometimes) daily blog (tom4prezhilton), and fucken rulez.
Me: Have you ever been on Tom's Angels . com?
You: No
Me: Well, you should
You: Alright then
Me: See you there
Abseloute chad, Way better than Scott, Aiden, Jack or Harry. Straightest guy on earth.
He is also the chairman of jetBritish, The best airline.
Wow, Look at Tom Bradford over there, What a fucking incredible guy
A guy who is mainly seen as a fuck - boy and tries to get with all the girls. He uses pick up lines on girls thinking it will make him have an advantage when really he is getting nowhere. Plays around with girl's hearts just to break them. Not a good boyfriend and horrible at kissing.
A girl that Tom was talking to - OMFG honestly, this guy is honestly such a player
Other girls - yep I know, that's Tom Sissons for you
A twitchy little cunt, can’t keep his head still. Eats like a fucking dirty cunt. And is the lankiest slender person you will ever see. Sometimes if you make him laugh you get a spot on view of his gums!
Wow it’s a Tom scrimshaw ! His gums sure are big
A Field Slave Child or Any Child who Snitches to their Massa (Master) whenever they think someone might betray their Massa.
The Parasitic Fertility Cult is Full of Uncle Tom Field Nigglet Snitches.