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An uncircumcised man sews his foreskin shut and nuts continuously until the foreskin is full and expands like a water balloon until it pops and the cum splatters everywhere.
Girl:want to try the Ukrainian water balloon
Boy: no I’m circumcised
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A male having vaginal sex with a female
“Hey man,how did your date go last night?”
“Bro,we went back to my place and she let me water my hog.”
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- A polite way of saying that someone has never received anal penetration.
- Anal virgin.
“I don’t think he’s the one that will win her fresh water pearl”
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The act of creating pieces of poo that when falling in the toilet, creates a splash that goes up to your anus and makes you wet. Obviously made when taking a dump.
When Christina tells her friends about having suicide water bombs, the guys overhear the part of her getting wet. They then get aroused.
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When you’re in a public place late at night after any potential bathrooms are no longer available to you, so in desperation you end up peeing on a brick wall or other property. This spot effectively becomes your backrock water park and you’ll never be able to walk past it again without thinking back.
I won't go to Edmonton's any more. Too many people I know have at one point or another used it as a backrock water park.
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The magical moment when you arrive early at work, and go into the still bathroom to discover you are the first occupant of the stall.
He arrived at dawn, and opening toilet door, he saw to his delight, the clear blue water in the bowl, confirming he was the first occupant, and settled down to a blue water moment.
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Jesus feet water is milk mixed with water so that it looks like water that they would of probably washed feet in. if you were to of had coco pops and it made the milk brown and then you mix it with water it would be dirty Jesus feet water as he would of used it to wash his feet.
"go tip out that jesus feet water!"
"ew that is dirty jesus water, I hate coco pops"
"'you look like jesus water" - compliment
"you dont look like jesus water" - insult
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