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(n.) a piece of shit frozen in order to make it hard enough to use as a dildo; stick shit necessary
Michael Clark's mother asked Ms. Collier to borrow a dildo but she gave her a frozen chocolate treat instead.
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The result of mixing delicious chocolate chip cookies and date-rape drugs.
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Kristen's gonna be at that party.
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Are you gonna ask her out?
Guy 1: Don't need to, I've prepared some chocolate rape cookies.
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The action of removing one's penis from a woman in the middle of doggie-style anal sex where there is evident rectal bleeding and flicking it in a way so that her waste falls in specs on her back.
"Yo, I was hanging out with my bitch last night and had her ripped wide open then I heard thunder outside so I thought it appropriate to give her some cherry chocolate rain."
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I just saw some chocolate turtles in the toilet back there
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when a man takes a hot dump in a womans mouth then proceeds to shove his junk in her mouth causing the turd to go down her throat,(has bin outlawed in 32 states including most of the east coast)
guy:i gave my gf a deep chocolate last night
Friend:omg did she vomit?
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1)to most people it is simply a chocolate pie
2)to Rosie it is the vagina of an african or of a woman that considers themself an african
"Hey guys i have a chocolate pie" Rosie P.
"always eatin my chocolate pie always eatin my chocolate pie" that chaldean guy and akon
by ya i have both...so what..?
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While having anal sex with your significant other you take the palm of your hand and slap them on the back of the head while simultaneously pulling out. When they turn thier head to give you that "what the fuck" reaction, you jab your Chocolate Bingo Dobber right between their eyes and yell "BINGO" at the top of your lungs!
"I gave your mom a Chocolate Bingo Dobber last night......she won....again!!!!"
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