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Pulling your pants down to your ankles and resting both hands on your hips while urinating.
Even though I was in a big hurry to piss, I still did it eight year old boy style.
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A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.
Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.
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What did you do with Alice last night?
You know, the old one two mountain dew.
NOICE
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12 year old boy butt,:n. the ass of a petite woman, lacking breeders hips.
Asian chics are hot!
Most of them have 12 year old boy butts!
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More than double the age of the 40 year old virgin.
Paul will be an eighty six year old virgin in fifty something more years.
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A 14 year old twitter girl is a fatherless girl who claims to have 5 mental illnesses and is pan sexual and non binary and thinks terms such as “hog rider” are offensive without a knowledge of the meaning of said term. the twitter girl also usually has hair the resembles a blue raspberry icee in the shape of a dog turd
Shut up your a 14 year old twitter girl cereal is a soup you piece of shit
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To slide your penis into the vagina of an unsuspecting female. Usually done from behind while spooning together in bed.
Dan: Hey man, how was it with that chick last night? Did you slip her the old Pringles can?
Phil: No man, i tried, but she smacked me.
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