What did you do with Alice last night?
You know, the old one two mountain dew.
NOICE
12 year old boy butt,:n. the ass of a petite woman, lacking breeders hips.
Asian chics are hot!
Most of them have 12 year old boy butts!
More than double the age of the 40 year old virgin.
Paul will be an eighty six year old virgin in fifty something more years.
A 14 year old twitter girl is a fatherless girl who claims to have 5 mental illnesses and is pan sexual and non binary and thinks terms such as “hog rider” are offensive without a knowledge of the meaning of said term. the twitter girl also usually has hair the resembles a blue raspberry icee in the shape of a dog turd
Shut up your a 14 year old twitter girl cereal is a soup you piece of shit
To slide your penis into the vagina of an unsuspecting female. Usually done from behind while spooning together in bed.
Dan: Hey man, how was it with that chick last night? Did you slip her the old Pringles can?
Phil: No man, i tried, but she smacked me.
To show kindness to another. To preform an act of charity unexpectedly. Made popular by the Todd N Tyler Radio Empire.
Jim: I was at the supermarket and this midget couldn't get to the Doritos on the top shelf. So got them down for her.
Bob: It always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.
Attempting to selvage a scrap of the good old day and hang on to the one thing that made life worth LIVING!!!
im Putting the old team back together "TEAM GO"