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one! after that, it's not empty anymore
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
Person: TECHNO, HOW ARE YOU EVEN GOOD AT THIS, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT?
Technoblade: i can tryhard any gaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
i can tryhard any game
Speaking on your bluetooth while using the bathroom
man 1: hello!
man 2: what up B?
man 1: hold on im toothin in the can!
man 3: who are u talking to?
A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time
“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”
I want to do everything to you and your family
“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”
Jimin’s way of asking for a juicy night with his boyfriend Jungkook.
Jimin: (gives Jungkook the “Jungkook-ssi~~~ I’m needyyy for the jungcock” look)
Jungkook: “We aren’t sharing a room, Jimin-ssi”
Jimin: “If you’re bored you can come to my room.”