edgar allan bro

A melodramatically depressed bro who expresses himself poetically. Listens to Snow Patrol, Thursday, and Taking Back Sunday.

Josh is being such an Edgar Allan Bro, all writing morbid poems on his livejournal about his ex-bro-ho.

Get off your ass, stop writing shitty poems on your LJ, and quit being such an Edgar Allan Bro!

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bros before clothes

(n.) an important sub-rule of the bros before hoes clause in the bro code that states the bro may not, under any circumstance, ditch his bros to go clothes shopping with his hoe.

Guy 1- "Hey guys, I can't watch 300 tonight."
Guy 2- "What's up, bro? We always watch a flick on Thirsty Thursdays in the man cave!"
Guy 1- "Tiffany wanted to get a new jacket--"
Guy 3- "Wait, you're ditching us to be her shopping bitch?"
Guy 1- "It's not like that, we might buy lingerie too!"
Guy 2- "You're willing to violate the sacred rule of bros before clothes? Dishonor shall fall heavily upon your balls for this treachery, my dude!"

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Super Mario Bros.

The greatest game of all time. Not an RPG (really poor game), like all current Mario Games, but instead a side-scroller. You pressed a button to jump and another to run + use your flower to make fire. Featured Mario & Luigi. I tried to stay as unbiased as possible, but no one (except for an idiot) can deny the greatness of Super Mario Bros.

I really want to play Super Mario Bros. again.

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1v1 me bro

When one person challenges another individual, usually male, to a 1v1 where each individual fights with no interference. Can also happen in games like Call of Duty.

"1v1 me bro IRL I will wreck you".

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u good bro

U good bro is a question made by famous personality Logan Paul meaning are you good or ok or not this question is often on a survey you check yes or no to the question are u good bro

Yo Even are u good bro

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Bro vs. Wade

When bros don’t use protection for sex.

“Dude, nobody’s got a condom here and Sally wants me to slam her —I guess I’m gonna have to go Bro vs. Wade.”

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That's a clown question, bro.

Made famous by Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals. When asked if he was going to drink a beer, Harper who is only 19, replied with "That's a clown question, bro." Has since become a favorite on twitter and Facebook.

"Do you think Megan Fox would look good in a bikini?"
"That's a clown question, bro."

"Should we smoke 1 blunt or 2?"
That's a clown question, bro. Of course we should smoke 2!

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