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"THAT" guy - you know the one... 20-something yuppie-in-training, lives with old college buddies in a messy apartment, never has toilet paper in the bathroom; loves life, beer, pizza, and hot 20-something girls although is hesitant to commit.
"... yeah, we met last weekend for drinks - he was as cute as I remember - but he's TOTALLY 20-Something-Guy!"
"He's still in 20-something-guy mode, but I'm hopeful he'll grow out of that by the time he's 30."
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When you and another friend roll a blunt,a Marajuana filled cigar wrap, and smoke it only between the two of you. This is usually caused by both persons not seeing the other in a long while. Or just because theres two of you and a joint just wont do.
Sean I havent seen you in a minute we are definatly smoking a TMG cause we need to talk.
Sam it looks like its just you and me tonight. You wanna smoke a two man guy?
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The cool guy handshake is a sacred act of male bonding that is shared between close friends.
If you are a man who wants to know how to do it you should already know how.
If you are a woman than close this window as you do not have a penis.
Dude 1: Yeah so I spitroasted this girl last night.
Dude 2: Awesome
{pause}
*Cool Guy Handshake*
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A raging idiot who makes himself look cool in front of his "large" girlfriend by getting super angry when someone barely runs into his car and barely bends his license plate. After realizing the minimal damage, car crash guy seems happy, but he sees high school kids laughing at his idiocy and threatens them to look even more cool. The theory is that car crash guy got dumped shortly after. Also used as a verb for a person struggling to take off their hoodie or any other article of clothing.
1. "Look at car crash guy raging again, he just punched that 3 year old for crying" "Yeah that's the fifth time today"
2. "Dude, I wanted to fight that guy so bad, but I just couldn't get my hoodie off in time, he ran away as I was struggling with it" "haha man I can't believe you pulled a car crash guy like that"
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When you want to tell multiple people that they are either wrong or their opinion sucks. Can also be used when you are frustrated by someone's stupidity.
Example 1
A: George Bush is the 30th president
B: No he is the 24th what are you talking about
C: You guys are morons
Example 2
A: OMG Blink 182 is teh best band evar!
B: I agree they are so hawt and their music is teh shit!!1
C: You guys are morons
Example 3
A: Myspace is the best website
B: Nono its Facebook your wrong!
C: You guys are morons
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A bloke or person who thinks they are tough but are weak as piss
bloke one: I'm going to knock your head in
bloke two: C'mon terry tough guy
*bloke two bashes bloke one
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Jesus, the alleged savior of all mankind, the guy that got nailed to a tree.
Religious door-knocker comes around and you're not in the mood to talk politely, you say 'I don't want to talk about the dead guy on a stick. Goodbye.'
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