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base 1-make out
base 2-fingering or hand job
base 3-sex
1.i made out with him last night
2.he had his hand up my shirt, then i fingered his dick
3.he stuck his stick up my whole aka sex
those are all 3 bases
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The nationally acknowledged time in which after leaving a seat unoccupied it is then acceptable for people to take your seat, usually in a pub or somewhere which has a variety of good chairs and bad chairs. Any attempt to do so before this is an illegal move and that person will have to leave the seat. Although this rule is acceptable amongst your group you are sat with, any attempt to utilise this rule with strangers is not seen as a good idea.
Ahmed "What you doin lad? That is my seat."
Swann "3 second rule. You were at the bar for 5 minutes."
Ahmed "Ah fair play mate. I'll just sit here instead then."
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Sexy time with a female, oral, anal and vaginal followed by a punch to the face. Best used when breaking up.
I gave that bitch the 3 Hole punch last nigh then I kicked her ass to the street.
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The most recently added section of the bible accepted universally that states Timothy Richard Tebow is the second coming of the Mesiah.
Wow did you see tebow threw for 316 passing yards against the steelers.
Priest: Let us all get out our bibles and please turn to tebow 3:16. Now Marie would you please red it aloud
Marie: For God so loved the Denver Broncos, that he gave them his only true christian, that whoever believes in him shall not LOSE, but have eternal comebacks.
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a very common drop back for a quarter back before he passes. Composed of taking three steps back as if you were on a ladder; one over another.
Vick takes his 3 step drop, and decides to scramble instead of throwing.
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This is the time that some people may wake up by accident, often when they are in the middle of a dream. They may take just a moment to check the time, then fall asleep again.
I remember waking up at 3:00 in the morning, but just went back to bed.
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a person who does not button the top 2 buttons of there shirt to show there chest hair.
Dave is such a 3 button douche,nobody wants to look at his chest pubes!
Don Johnson
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