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When you've pulled a "Captain Obvious", and you know it.
Perception is reality. High-5, brainy! (Add palm slap to forehead, upon delivery)
Execution, murder. Most of the times is due old sins.
Dude have you heard what happened to Vice ?
Yeh, he got the Inera Season 5 treatment
Texas catch 5 (not to be confused with texas cash 5) is a version of russian roulette with slightly unconventional rules.
The game often involves 1 or more players who pass around a revolver loaded with 5 empty shell casings, and 1 live round. The game is played by loading the gun, the cylinder is not allowed to be cycled during the gameplay.
A participant will ready the revolver, then press the revolver to their forehead, yell "YEE HAW!" and pull the trigger.
The goal of the game is to "catch 5" empty shell casings rather than one real bullet.
The Dow is down, time to play Texas catch 5.
when a person or group of people claim to have all the aesthetics of punk mentality/diy, when in fact they do not know what they are talking about and are not actually true. they then abandon punk when it isn't relevant to them anymore.
person 1-"dude did you hear the new VOA song?"
person 2- "yeah dude they are such 5 minute punk its pathetic"
"Yo, heard you been doing great lately."
"Yeah, Im Feeling so 5.G.N right now"
a stupid YouTube video uploaded by an anonymous YouTuber. The video is kinda annoying
A: Yo bro I have got a fish!
B: Do you get the fish in the top 5 fish? I got all
A: Of course not, do you mean in that stupid video? Aren't you afraid of your mom?
B: Wait a min...
B's mom: HEY! WHY YOU BOUGHT A COKAROUCH INSIDE MY LITTLE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!