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when your girl sees Marceline the Vampire Queen
when I see that fucker I get wetter than an otter's pocket
Your girl when she sees me, Seven, walking around
Girl 1: Omg I just saw Seven roaming around and they looked at me
Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me
When your girl see Theodore Roosevelt
"Girl I'm wetter than an otters pocket. I can stop thinking about big theo"
An elegant form of mosh dancing that consist of hunching over, and aggressively picking grass up with your hands.... and proceeding to place said grass in your pockets.
Hey dude, I saw you doin the grass in the pocket at the show the other night.. stellar performance!
The act of inserting your testicles into a vagina and then putting them in her mouth while she does the hasaphahaphasala like it's hot as fuck burning her mouth.
She was hungry so I took her out for a Honduran Hot Pocket
A Pocket Stalker is someone who doesn't know how to lock the keypad of a cellphone resulting in huge phone bills and endless voicemail messages with nothing more than the crunchy sound of a pocket.
Bill has been pocket stalking me again all day. Can somebody tell him how to lock his cell?
I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month