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Hand me ups - When your younger siblings outgrow you and start giving you their clothes, socks and shoes etc that doesn't fit them.
"You don't realise how much they have grown until they give you stuff that doesn't fit them anymore. I call them hand me ups"
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A sicko, pervert, or someone who gropes
Jimmy was reluctant to take more shots because he was fearful if he passed out that Bubba would become Uncle Sneaky Hands.
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She is bomb ass fuck she know how to fight she sexy ass hell even with out her hair done and he eyes and she a badass she will whoop y’all ass she cool a good best friend funny ass hell if she don’t like you she don’t like you she honest too
Throw hands
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unfortunate incident of piercing toilet paper with your middle finger while wiping yo ass
sniff my finger, i had to shake hands with the french
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To become stoned by breathing in the exhaled fumes of a pot smoker.
Dude! I'm gonna make you second hand stoned!!!!
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while wearing aviator glasses you take the sharp part of a hammer and smacking it into your leg while coverd in bird shit and eating fried chicken on a tuesday and rubbing tomato sause all over your penis and watching the disney channel.
want to do jazz hands#1098 with your mother.
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Masturbation. The act of pleasuring oneself using manual stimulation. One handed-tussle. A less aggressive version of the 5 knuckle shuffle and cousin to the 2 hand tango. A fistful of man dollars. Pulling on the old wad. Jerkin' the gherkin'. Slapping the ham. Pounding the pig. Pullin' the skin flute. One hand short of a 2 hand tango.
After yet another unsuccessful night out, John went home alone and was reduced to doing the old 1 hand waltz.
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