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v. - The action of many attending a music festival who party as hard as possible for the majority of the festival duration, often ingesting many substances.
You guys Rage Life!
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When a person really just dosen't feel like doing much of anything.
I'm so sick-of-life. Welp, at least I took a shower and brushed my teeth today.
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When you suck at every thing you do in life
Sayed.A. Is a loser in life. He can not read nor write, he sucks at math and PE and every other subject that has ever been created. He has no friends and his mother told her doctor that he could keep him when he was born. It sad to say but it's clear that Sayed.A. Will never get laid (by a man or a woman) and will most likely live the rest of his Lonely life living in a cardboard box outside of Walmart.
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A defecation so glorious that its passing causes your life up to that point to flash before your eyes due to the sheer emotion provoked by the stool.
Friend A: "Do I hear Brad crying in the bathroom?"
Friend B: "He must have just passed a life-shit!"
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Apparently the only question left that can not be answered by any scientist and/or believer.
me: "Hey god, I have but one question for you, a question so universal and simple that every soul on earth would want to ask it to you: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
god: "How should I know?"
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The opposite of winning the lottery.
John: I won the lottery!
Jim: Ah damnit, I'm Greek.
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Identifies trolls of all things social justice and ultra-liberal.
"How come you got booted offa Facebook?"
"I was enjoying the salt life too much!"
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