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No Nut 365

Finishing what No Nut November started. Men solve the world's problems by eliminating the disease that is the human species.

"hey Carl, why don't you have kids yet? You're already 37." "No thanks I'm not having kids, I'm not even nutting... I'm on that No Nut 365 life."

by Deorven December 4, 2020


infectious nut

When you nut around a bunch of nerds and it causes them to all want to nut too, resulting in a nerdbang.

The infectious nut was strong last night, that nerdbang was insane and I can't walk today.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023


She-nuts

Metaphorical testicles found to be on a female. Can mean a lack of fear or the ability to do something that takes some balls.

I'm going to kick her right in the she-nuts.
Man that took some she-nuts.

by Brimmjob March 9, 2016


rumble nut

when you're reaching climax (male or female) and you accidentally slip out a fart, whether it is silent or loud it is called a rumble nut

"Cam accidentally slipped out a rumble nut last night while he was banging Pat in the butt over the washer "

by pcrusher August 14, 2017


Universal Nut

When you nut so hard you see stars exploding and galaxies form.

Mike gettin head from Jessica
Mike: I'm about to nut
Jessica: Unintelligible
Mike: *lets out an animalistic noise that sounds faintly human and nuts so hard he can see the big bang*
Guess you could say he had a universal nut

by RickGrime$ November 8, 2022


Paralyzing Nut

When you have such a powerful nut that you loose feeling in part of your body.

Some Guy- I had such a great night with my girl yesterday.
Other Guy- Was it that good?
Some Guy- Yeah, She gave me a paralyzing Nut soo strong I lost feeling in my legs for a whole minute.

by M0/\/ty December 1, 2017


hang nut

when your nuts hang outside your boxers

last night i had hang nut.

by finchypoo March 7, 2017