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A competition between guys to see who has the biggest dick.
Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours
Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off
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When you're high as fuck and you can still feel his dick rubbing against you hours later
"I can still feel him even though we fucked hours ago I have phantom dick"
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a guy who is so desperate for pussy that he will screw anything. he therefore tends to have a smelly cock, a fish dick if you will.
oh my god, who in their right mind would want to fuck that fish dicked guy. he is pathetic.
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aka: poopnoodle
The consequences of anal fucking.
After i pulled out, my penis became.. dick chocolate.
She loves my dick chocolate.
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Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.
The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.
The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.
-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.
"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.
"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."
"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"
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An expression used mainly to signify shock and exclamation at something. Also, it can be taken in the literal sense; to have shit on one's dick.
"Shit on a dick, I don't have any more butter in my fridge"
"I went balls deep into this hooker's ass, resulting in me having shit on my dick; it wasn't very pleasant at all"
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A guy who simultaneously exhibits the properties of a dick and a bitch.
Chris Duran is a dick bitch, seroiously, a dick bitch
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