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"Damn, I want him to be my NFL, basically my Nigga for life! "
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When a person really just dosen't feel like doing much of anything.
I'm so sick-of-life. Welp, at least I took a shower and brushed my teeth today.
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v. - The action of many attending a music festival who party as hard as possible for the majority of the festival duration, often ingesting many substances.
You guys Rage Life!
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A defecation so glorious that its passing causes your life up to that point to flash before your eyes due to the sheer emotion provoked by the stool.
Friend A: "Do I hear Brad crying in the bathroom?"
Friend B: "He must have just passed a life-shit!"
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Apparently the only question left that can not be answered by any scientist and/or believer.
me: "Hey god, I have but one question for you, a question so universal and simple that every soul on earth would want to ask it to you: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
god: "How should I know?"
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The opposite of winning the lottery.
John: I won the lottery!
Jim: Ah damnit, I'm Greek.
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Identifies trolls of all things social justice and ultra-liberal.
"How come you got booted offa Facebook?"
"I was enjoying the salt life too much!"
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