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National suck dick day

September the 3rd

The one holiday where every guys dream comes true

Tom: You know what tomorrow is?

Jessica: The 3rd?

Tom: No its national suck dick day!!

by Tom Adams August 31, 2019

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son-of-a-cock-sucking-whore

Someone with an extremely bad personality or attitude .

My Ex-husband is such a son-of-a-cock-sucking-whore!

by R2CUL8_1 March 24, 2015

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cock sucking bitch ass

A term used for someone who pisses you off and you have nothing else to say

Man that guy is a cock sucking bitch ass

by Skull115 November 17, 2017

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suck my toes day

on suck my toes day, celebrated on june 29th, everyone can post an image of garfield asking the person looking at the image to suck his toes. everywhere and anywhere! go wild guys.

june 28th: *i sleep*
june 29th: oh boy it's national suck my toes day

by colnbebaln January 21, 2019

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suck my dick nate

The stupidest Thing to ever say

Boy #1: suck my dick nate
Boy#2: fuck you

by Vvgb January 8, 2017

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suck on my old gurnet

A reactionary exclamation to something or someone you don't agree with. Medway in Kent based particularly the Strood area.

The sort of thing you'd say walking away from someone, rather than something to say to get a reaction. Said with the emphasis on the word gurnet.

Q. Its your turn to to make the tea?

A. Why don't you suck on my old gurnet

(Bad example but couldn't think of a good one, lol)

by Dangerous.999 September 2, 2009

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I'd suck a fart out of that

A compliment given to women gifted with a big ass.

Damn she thick. I'd suck a fart out of that.

by Assassin5953 September 3, 2017

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