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Clenched potato

A woman who won't give up the wookie hole. Like a baked potato cut down the middle and then squeezed back so you can't add the butter, sour cream, and accoutrements because it's closed for business.

That bitch was a regular clenched potato after watching the Bill Burr Netflix special.

by Peepingkat April 27, 2024


Potato bugging

You your cock is flaccid and you are able to roll/coil it similar to a potato bug

jared was potato bugging to make his dick bigger

by February 25, 2021


tickle potato

When yo dick so stout and plump it looks like a potato and baby girl sees it for the first time she too scared to do anything but tickle it

John: hey girl what do you think of my dong?

Ashleigh: it's such a..... tickle potato!

by Eieiooo5 April 26, 2017


Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

by BobsSaget November 12, 2022


Potato smashed

When you fuck till the point that your whole body is non existent

I went over to Jim's house and he (potato smashed) me into a coma.

by ThatHoeOver There June 30, 2017


Amsterdam Potato

The last piece of steak no-one will eat

We went to sizzlers last night and my buddy spilled juice on the steak. Now uts an Amsterdam Potato

by BearEggs November 20, 2018


Backwards Mashed Potatoes

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.

Please uncle Mikeno more backwards mashed potatoes.

by NapoleonD December 29, 2023