A woman who won't give up the wookie hole. Like a baked potato cut down the middle and then squeezed back so you can't add the butter, sour cream, and accoutrements because it's closed for business.
That bitch was a regular clenched potato after watching the Bill Burr Netflix special.
You your cock is flaccid and you are able to roll/coil it similar to a potato bug
jared was potato bugging to make his dick bigger
When yo dick so stout and plump it looks like a potato and baby girl sees it for the first time she too scared to do anything but tickle it
John: hey girl what do you think of my dong?
Ashleigh: it's such a..... tickle potato!
A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.
Look at that porch potato smoking weed.
When you fuck till the point that your whole body is non existent
I went over to Jim's house and he (potato smashed) me into a coma.
The last piece of steak no-one will eat
We went to sizzlers last night and my buddy spilled juice on the steak. Now uts an Amsterdam Potato
The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.
Please uncle Mike… no more backwards mashed potatoes.