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The act of ejaculating on your pubic hair.
Lindsey: "So what did you do after?"
Hunter: "I watered my plant. Took forever to clean up."
"Do you clean up when you you water your plant?"
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Nonsense, used when you have nothing else to say or when something is nonsense.
"Awkward silence" Hmmmm pouring water on the floor
"What did you say?" Ahhh, its just pouring water on the floor.
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(n.) - a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.
"Yo brah, so did you do her brah?"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"
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Treading in black waters means you are fighting or argueing with someone and you are JUST on the verge of telling them to fuck off. You can only use this term when you are about to end an arguement or a friendship/agreement. Should be used if you are completley ready to lose this persons trust and affection.
After James starting being a smartass and splitting hairs with me about how the server operated, I warned him he was treading in black waters.
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A sexual act of both homo and hetro relationships. Where by the erect penis is inserted into the anus, upon the member becoming flacid, warm urine is expelled into the rectum, creating a hot water bottle effect.
Guaranteed to keep you warm all night.
Phil: How's Debbie?
Alan: She wasn't happy with her Hot Water Bottle. She thought it an inappropriate Valentines day gift.
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noun, a penis after having anal sex with the recipient having diarrhea.
Brian thought AIDS was the worst of his problems, until he saw his dirty water dog.
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The process of extration, commenly used for extracting codeine from other painkillers (paracetamol, ibuprofen) it is usually combined with in legally avaliable pills. it is a fairly simple process however time consuming but necassary to get the nice codeine. i will go into detail but read no further if you've ever recreationally taken any other opiates (morphine, heroin) as codeine is a weak form and won't give you a buzz you'll OD before you get 'there'.
first get yourself some codeine and paracetamol tablets (co-codamol) then boil some water. depending on the strength of the tablets you want to empty around 300mg of codine so calculate howmany pills you need. then pour boiling water over the pills mix them into the water, then allow to cool, preferably in a fridge then filter the water using coffee filters, the liquid left will be diluted coedine without binders or paracetamol. result
'argh mate cold water extraction is effort, but its worth it'
'nah man since i had those morphine based pills codeine just don't work'
'hmmm'
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