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I tried to have dry anal sex, but then I always was in quite a bit of pain.
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a monkey that is dewlling in your anus
dude look. . . .
you've got an anal dwelling but monkey
shit man
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When ones sexual partner inserts a deflated balloon in the male/females anus. They then keep the end of the balloon out so the partner can blow it up. You may use various items to pump the balloon. You can either pop the balloon with air pressure or tie the balloon after blowing it up a substantial amount, the partner than uses their dick or a dildo to insert with the balloon in the anus. Keep using the penis or dildo to try to pop the balloon, thus creating an anal airbag.
Stacy and I love to play chess and do the anal airbag.
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A medium sized ant found on Mt Kembla train tracks
Calum was so exited when he saw the Anal Beatle because he hadent eated in days
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one day they overhear you talking about something and act like they don't care
the next day they bring up the same subject, hoping to strike up a conversation and eventually have gay butt sex with you
Dan: hey Zack remember how in middle school the teachers would give us candy if we did our homework?
Nick: you guys are so gay, why would you talk about that faggy subject
*next day*
Nick: Hey Dan, remember how in middle school they would give us candy for doing homework?
Dan: shut the fuck up with this Anal Playback, you dumb ass piece of anal creampie, i know what you're trying to do
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When Having vaginal sex in the doggy style position extremely fast and you slip out and your dick slides into her ass causing her to A: pass out from shock! B: jump across the room! C: scream! Or D: all of the above! This shares some similarities to the use and effects of reset buttons on tomagotchi's and other assorted digital pets!
Kyle:I was fuckin my girl from behind and hit her anal reset button! She blacked out for a second but then we got back to business!
Matt: gotta love The Anal Reset Button!
Kyle and Matt: Crank Dat Tomagotchi!!!
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words to be used in the place of 'fuck' or to be used as a name for someone
Bro 1: "Did you drop the hammer dude?"
Bro 2: "Jewish anal cumspot!!"
"Dude, why are you such a jewish anal cumspot?!?!"
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