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A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.
Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.
As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.
Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”
When a girl wakes up on Monday feeling down (because it's Monday) and decides she looks ugly (when she looks fine) so wears slightly too much makeup in an effort to feel better. The excess makeup doesn't necessarily make her look bad, but it is just more noticeable.
She looks cute.
You think? Monday Makeup if you ask me.
When you find a muffin on the dashboard of your car on Monday morning but you have no idea who put it there so you post it on Facebook and find out your dad left it there for you.
It's Muffin Monday!
The one official day of the week dedicated to drinking wine. After all, there is Tequila Tuesday, Weed Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked up Friday, and Shit faced Saturday and Sunday. Monday needs love too! We all know that Monday is the one hated day of the week, so why not make it a fun day as well because we all know no one is raging on Monday (unless you alcoholics out there are being sneaky (;), so let's get casually fucked up. Plus, wine in moderation is good for you and can prevent heart diseases, Trader Joe's sells two buck chuck, and fancy wine glasses are seriously the best. NOMSSSSS
Bob: Aw fuck dude, it's Sunday I have work at eight tomorrow.
Joe: Is coooool, tomorrow's WINE MONDAY!
Bob: Woooooo can't wait to rageeeeeee after work doe
When you brutally execute all your tasks for the week on Monday. In the hopes that you can pretend to work for the rest of the week.
Savage Monday will result in my being able to watch YouTube videos at work and school, instead of actually working.
Will's Savage Monday allowed him to clear that 20 page paper, so that he could drink and have fun for the other 6 days.
The worst day of the year, scientifically worse than any other Monday. Whack Monday is the first full Monday back to work after Christmas/NYE.
Bro, you going gym later?
Na man, it’s Whack Monday, let’s go tomorrow.