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The ratio of testicles to scrotum in the human penis compound.
Hey Mr. Schwartz, is my nut to sack ratio of 16 to 3 unusual?
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The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile
That was nice, but according to the Flora to Fondle Ratio, you owe me a smile.
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See Free wheel
Equation meant to calculate the level of dullness of a speech.
Ratio =
(Number of words in a speech)
-----------(divided by)-------------
(Minimal number of words to say the exact same thing)
A ratio over 2 means that the speech is truly boring.
Quite frequent among teachers, politician and so forth.
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Oh god, this teacher is sooooo boring, his free wheel ratio was above 3
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the ratio of a girls weight compared to the size of her breasts.
that bitch weighs 3 bills but she's barely an a-cup. that chicks weight to tit ratio is wack.
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The size relation between your cock and balls.
England: Wow Australia you have an awesome cock to ball ratio!
Australia: Yeah, it's must be genetic cause my dad had a wicked CBR to.
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The ratio of females to males in any situation, such as a party. Once the ratio has become 0 the get-together may be deemed a sausagefest, but if the ratio is undefined it is known as a tacofest.
Steve: Dude.. the chick-to-dick ratio here is like 20:2.
Hal: Awesome, bro!
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The way by which a man measures his level of fitness. If his body mass becomes too large he will not be able to see his penis in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his penis, everything is good.
Situation 1:
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."
Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."
Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"
Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."
Doctor: "What?"
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