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Free wheel ratio

See Free wheel

Equation meant to calculate the level of dullness of a speech.

Ratio =

(Number of words in a speech)
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(Minimal number of words to say the exact same thing)

A ratio over 2 means that the speech is truly boring.
Quite frequent among teachers, politician and so forth.

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Oh god, this teacher is sooooo boring, his free wheel ratio was above 3

by FreeWheelTheory May 21, 2011


weight to tit ratio

the ratio of a girls weight compared to the size of her breasts.

that bitch weighs 3 bills but she's barely an a-cup. that chicks weight to tit ratio is wack.

by Byll September 12, 2009


Cock to ball ratio

The size relation between your cock and balls.

England: Wow Australia you have an awesome cock to ball ratio!
Australia: Yeah, it's must be genetic cause my dad had a wicked CBR to.

by comelamb January 19, 2012


Chick-to-Dick Ratio

The ratio of females to males in any situation, such as a party. Once the ratio has become 0 the get-together may be deemed a sausagefest, but if the ratio is undefined it is known as a tacofest.

Steve: Dude.. the chick-to-dick ratio here is like 20:2.
Hal: Awesome, bro!

by Maxel August 17, 2007


penis to mass ratio

The way by which a man measures his level of fitness. If his body mass becomes too large he will not be able to see his penis in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his penis, everything is good.

Situation 1:
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."

Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."

Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"

Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."

Doctor: "What?"

by cmoney55 September 09, 2011


signal to noise ratio

The ratio of useful information to useless information in any given statement.

George W Bush has a very low signal to noise ratio.

by flame August 29, 2003


cod-to-rod ratio

ratio of women to men
cod = fish that you're trying to catch.
rod = thing you catch fish with.

Of course, it also works on the (female body part that allegedly smells like fish) / (male body part that sometimes is a rod) level.

Let's blow this popsicle stand, the cod-to-rod ratio has been getting worse ever since the ball game ended.

by toddler November 16, 2004